Did the Left Really Expect a Hard and Fast Timeline for Epic Fury?

<![CDATA[Hello! Today is Thursday, April 2, 2026. There are actually 26 different national observances today. No kidding. Among the more interesting: National Burrito Day and National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. Now, if you could make a PB&J burrito, you'd have both covered. ]]>