<![CDATA[Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker is running for president. Actually, he's been running for president since before he took office in 2019. To prove how serious he is about his ambitions, Pritzker came down in weight from 320+ lbs. to about 250. He's still fat enough that Elon Musk cracked wise on X, “Nothing is more dangerous than getting between JB Pritzker and the buffet table!” ]]>