Merz's a Dope and Woesie Mopes While the German Economy's Dying - Piddle Dee Divey Doo, Not a Clue

<![CDATA[Oh, gracious. Over and over, I've covered the near-miraculous rise and epic missteps of the master of the Old Magoo, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, as he finagled his way to the top, finally grabbed the brass ring, and then lurched from one panicked deal to pull him out of a hot spot to the next. All the while alienating and angering what few friends he had to begin with, and making new enemies daily.]]>