The Curious Case of George Zinn and What It Tells Us

<![CDATA[Good morning! Today is Monday, Feb. 2, 2026. It’s Groundhog Day. Which means that today they’ll drag that halfway blind Rodent of Unusual Size out of a hole, under several kilowatts of Klieg lights, to test if it can see its own shadow. This, in the hopes of it doing a better job of predicting the weather than Al Gore. This has been going on since 1887, by the way. Just once, I’d like Jeff Dunham to show up at one of these things and put words in that animal’s mouth to the effect of, “No, Kids, I can’t see a blessed thing.”Today in history:]]>