The Met Gala Is Tonight - Not Much of a Party, As I Wasn't Invited

<![CDATA[By the time you all get to read this, all the celebrities and wanna-bees, often in outlandish costumes...oh. Excuse me. 'High fashion.' Anyone lucky and/or rich enough will have sashayed up the sweeping, wide staircase into the Met Gala 2025, Anna Wintour's must-be-seen social event of the year.]]>