Weekend Update with KDJ: All the News That's Fit to Mock

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<![CDATA[We knew it would just be a matter of time, or weather, before the communists running the Democratic Party were able to coax their junior varsity (i.e. unpaid) dolts to "attack" inanimate objects -- like Tesla cars, Cybertrucks, and charging stations -- in the name of...DERP.]]>
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