'What a Surprise' File: Latest Classified Leaker to Get Busted Is Just AWFL

<![CDATA[We have been cataloging the rapid disintegration of the state of the average Affluent White Liberal Female (AWFL) mind for some time here. While always a self-righteously obnoxious presence in society - there has always been that woman in a neighborhood no one could stand, and tolerating her presence for politeness sake was considered a mark in your parents' favor for how you were raised. ]]>