After Massive Loss To USA, Entire Canadian National Hockey Team To Be Euthanized For Being ‘Sad’

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Following reports of being “sad” after their massive Olympic loss to the United States of America, the entire Canadian national hockey team is set to be euthanized, according to a joint statement from the country’s Ministry of Suicide and Ministry of Hockey. “Hey, look, I’m sorry, but, a loss like this is tough to handle, […]

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