Another Democrat goes to prison

Democrats have never been more "aroused," according to Chuck Schumer. We've certainly noticed a difference. At the moment, Democrats are passionately trying to figure out how Donald Trump used creeping fascism to crash a plane into the Potomac and whining theatrically about his failure to restore food prices to their pre-Biden levels since his swearing-in last week. They're still upset about Trump's popular plan to deport foreign criminals and other illegal immigrants. "I can't wait until American women can't get blueberries for their smoothies," Democratic strategist Jenna Arnold actually said on CNN. In case you were wondering, yes, her voice sounds like an extreme parody of a liberal white Instagram mom letting loose after splitting a bottle of rosé with her bestie.

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