BEST WEEK EVER: Trump Frees Hottest US Hostage After Winning Trade War, Making Showers Great Again (PHOTOS)

President Donald Trump is having one of the best weeks of his presidency. The stock market surged on Wednesday after Trump declared victory against unfair trade practices. He also ended the Obama-Biden "war on water pressure" and "make America's showers great again" by signing an executive order to reverse years of unpopular Democratic policies designed to promote "efficiency and conservation." On Thursday, Trump succeeded again in making the world a better place by securing the release of Ksenia Karelina, the hot ballerina and U.S.-Russian national unjustly imprisoned in Russia for treason. To our knowledge, Karelina is the most attractive American ever released as part of a negotiated prisoner swap. Historic!

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