Oopsie! UK Police Beg ‘Mistakenly’ Released Sex Assaulter to Turn Himself In

<![CDATA[As the late, great GK Chesterton said, the modern world does not need to be satirized, for it is satirizing itself. Witness the UK Metropolitan Police, who are asking a pedophile whom authorities “accidentally” released please to turn himself back in, if he would be so nice.]]>