Petro's Manic Monday: El Presidente Throws a Tantrum, Threatens to 'Take Out' Trump

<![CDATA[I'm beginning to think that Colombia's socialist president Gustavo Petro is jealous of all the attention Nicolás Maduro has received over the last few months. I mean, why else would he ramp up his erratic nutcase schtick every day with such unhinged fervor? (If you're thinking it's because he likes to sample the product that flows freely out of his country, I can't confirm or deny this accusation.)     ]]>