<![CDATA[If a genie came along and granted me one wish right now, it'd be that I don't have to hear about Jeff Bezos' and Lauren Sanchez's wedding ever again. I spend my days combing through the news for a living, and usually topics like that are isolated among the more gossipy media outlets like People magazine and the Daily Mail. They might get a single mention from some of the more "serious news" outlets, but for some reason, this stupid wedding has received wall-to-wall coverage everywhere for days on end. I'm over it. ]]>